After celebrating Gasparilla down in Tampa this past weekend, scallywags and big ships are on the mind. Pirates were infamous for making traitors walk the plank. And on the drive back up to my own city by the sea, I started to wonder….if they could do it, why can’t I? What’s stopping me from cleaning up ship? Confused? Take a look at it this way:
Pirates were infamous for making
traitors ( aka-things / persons NOT helping to accomplish a goal / purpose)
Walk the Plank ( aka-get the hell OFF my ship & OUT of my way )
Make sense? I bet you’re thinking of a thing or two you wouldn’t mind making walk the plank in your life. There’s definitely a few things on my list that need to go take a swim and now seems like as good of time as any.
And besides, how on earth am I supposed to sail off into my sunset if my ship’s weighed down with too many anchors? Exactly.
A little personal act of Piracy couldn’t hurt here and there. Time to grab my Pirate Gear and get started..
