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  • March28th

    I haven’t heard this song in years. Driving home from work Monday I happen to flip from CD player to Radio and then it happened. Thanks to 96.9 the Wolf, my speakers went straight to full blast and I was singing Jessica Andrews at the top of my lungs in 2.7 seconds flat. It was a moment. Me and the Don Holt and this song. A precious moment which according to the honks & waves I received, a couple of others enjoyed on their commutes as well.

    The second verse is the best:

    So when I make a big mistake
    When I fall flat on my face
    I know I’ll be alright
    Should my tender heart be broken
    I will cry those teardrops knowing’
    I will be just fine’

    Jessica Andrews – Who I Am

    Granted that whole I’m a saint and I’m a sinner part ain’t too shabby either. It’s a true story.

    What can I say, sometimes I’m clueless and I’m clumsy. ;)

    xo, jennie b

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    When you need a little more than a smile or a cup of tea to get your week in motion, the Sassy Starter will be here every Monday to get your wheels turnin’ in a classy – sassy – fabulous sort of way

  • March7th

    Here’s that Matchbox Twenty song I rambled on about a while back. Such a great song.

    And quite timely, might I add. Enjoy!

    Matchbox Twenty – Mad Season

    I’ve come undone …… in this Mad Season.

    Well said. Well said, indeed.

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  • March6th

    I’ll be the first to tell you that I make an idiot out of myself on a regular basis. And by regular, I mean daily, albeit hourly. It’s not purposefully done, no sir, it happens most times without me even realizing it until after the fact. I’m that good at it. Really good.

    I’ve embarrassed myself so many times (as I’m sure each of you have as well), I could not even begin to count them all. I’ve said the wrong thing, said entirely too much, laid my heart on the line, not laid my heart out what so ever, drank a little too much here and there, screamed when I probably shouldn’t have, gotten words/people/places so confused that Webster himself couldn’t have even gotten me untangled, cried in public, had my face turn uncontrollable shades of crimson, thrown a chair (or picture frame, or fill in the blank) across a room, laughed at inappropriate intervals, fallen flat on my face and my ass – literally yet obviously not simultaneously – in public when it was the very last thing I needed to do at the time, woken up the morning after with the moral hang-over from haties. And … 0h my word – I could keep going, but honestly I don’t need to. You get the point. You’ve been there. Right?

    The thing that’s taken me the longest to learn is letting go of the embarrassing moments I’ve had in my time. For days, months, even in some cases years, these moments would stick with me ….. and would absolutely horrify me. I would shudder when these thoughts crossed my mind. Thinking to myself, Oh Lord! What was I thinking?? How could I be so stupid?! That is probably the one thing (fill in the blank here) remembers when they think of me. That one last thought, alone, can drive a person mad and cause you to lock a piece of yourself away. (Believe me. I should know.) Some of these thoughts and moments have haunted me since high school.

    Correction: some of these thoughts and moments used to haunt me since high school. Much better. You see, once I started letting go of the aftermath, the embarrassing moments — well they didn’t start to slip away, because they’re definitely still happening on a regular basis, but they did lose a good bit of their power, or hold, over me.

    Don’t get me wrong, there’s still the initial shudder and groan when I realize what I’ve just done, said, texted, etc. That, like the bright red shades my face turns, will never go away. The main difference is now I see these moments are simply that ….. moments in time. They pass just like all the others and who am I to keep bringing them up over and over again in my head?

    Besides, they all turn into solid, entertaining stories eventually. And isn’t that what life’s about in the end – a great story to be told? I like t0 think so. Embarrassing moments and all. *even the ones captured on film……

    You can’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. – Van Wilder

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  • February9th

    Opening my pocket-book calendar you would see this past Sunday circled with a bright red marker. No, it wasn’t because of the Super Bowl (Shout out to Eli ~ Hotty Toddy!). It was because another game started that day. The daily game of Did I take my birth control pill this morning? / Am I still sane?.

    Yea, that one.

    Here’s a little background: I first started on the pill when I was 18. Nothing like knowing exactly when Aunt Rose was gonna come knockin on your door. I had it down to the hour. First couple of years were great, and then I started to slack on the daily intake. I’d skip a week here, go solid for a month or two there, but things started to get so out of whack I stopped.

    And then I started again about 2 years ago. To put it nicely, the whole ordeal was totally NO BUENO.

    I was given an off-brand because my insurance didn’t cover my old birth control, and let me just tell you – it sent me way off my rocker. I’m talking about I was in a completely different room from the damn chair most of the time. It was not a good situation. As soon as we (my primary care physician & I) realized it was the bc, I stopped. I had become one of the horrifying stories you hear of girls getting on birth control and losing their marbles. That was me.

    Last fall, for a couple of different reasons, I decided to give it a go one more time. I got the prescription in October, but I’ll admit I was gun-shy. No person wants to voluntarily buy themselves a ticket on the crazy-train. (especially when the circus is permanently in town to begin with) I waited and waited and waited, and finally this past Sunday, I took myself to Target pharmacy and handed over my prescription.

    First thing I checked was to make sure it wasn’t on the Pfizer recall list. I high-fived the pharmacy tech when she told me I was in the clear. (awesome) Twenty minutes later, my name was called and the tiny little packet of 21 pills, nicely labeled Sunday through Saturday were in my hands. When I got home, I looked in the mirror, took a deep breath, sent up a quick plea of please let this be like the first time, and down the hatch went pill #1.

    …….and so it begins.

    Third time’s always a charm, right?

    Here’s hopin.

    I know tons of women on the pill who haven’t had any side effects what so ever. I was one of them the first time I was on it! That stupid second trial is what has me thrown off kilter. But as a courtesy I thought I’d give you all the heads up. I only ask you this – If you feel like my cheese is beginning to slide off my cracker, shoot me an email. Send up a smoke signal. Let a Sister know. Sound the alarm if I start to go crazy. That’s it. That’s all I’m asking.

    Thank you in advance!

    Have a good one,

    jennie b

    *Just in case you were wondering, the 9 o’clock ramblings post had nothing to do with possible birth control effects – that’s just how my thought process runs sometimes. 

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  • January20th

    20 January ~ the birthday of the ad-libber

     

    “People born on January 20 are life’s ad-libbers. They may not always be sure where they are going but they also have no doubt that they will get somewhere.  They are liberal, sensitive and charming individuals with a remarkable skill for cooperation and improvisation. They are constantly learning, adapting and perfecting their skills, and these qualities help them climb the ladder of success, sometimes to the very top.

    Others may sometimes mistake people born on this day as dreamy, disorganized and scatter-brained. Although they give the appearance of confusion, every detail is stored in their methodical and analytical mind and they simply have an original way of approaching life. They are capable of remarkable endurance, their flexible style ensuring that they overcome the toughest of setbacks with their sense of humor intact.

    People born on this day have a ge3nuine compassion and love for people, and will go to extraordinary lengths to help them. They are typically supportive of the underdog but when they are thrown into the role of leader they can come across as dictatorial. It is important for them to carefully consider their approach to leadership, given that their attitude toward the authority of others tends to be light-hearted rather than respectful.

    Although they appear tough, the respect of others is extremely important, sometimes too important to them. They need to learn to trust their own judgments more as they are usually right. Fortunately, around the age of thirty there is often a turning point which heightens their sense of self-worth and emphasizes the need for working with their gut instinct.

    The considerable personal charm and flexibility that characterizes people born on this day suggests that they have the potential to become well-rounded personalities. Once they can build a sense of self-worth and find a direction and sense of balance, people born on January 20 can display surprisingly intense powers of concentration and commitment that not only assure success but also win them the lasting admiration and respect of others.

    Your greatest challenge is: overcoming your lack of self-confidence.

    The way forward is: to stop comparing yourself to others. You are a special and unique person and you are totally irreplaceable.”

    Twenty-eight and my life, the circus, is going pretty great. Happy Birthday to all my fellow life ad-libbers out there. Cheers to making it up as we go!

    *all information from The Element Encyclopedia of Birthdays by Theresa Cheung