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  • December23rd

    On this Eve of Christmas Eve take a break and enjoy this week’s Music Snack, which needs no further explanation other than that it is one of the greatest ‘get you in the Holiday spirit songs’ ever created:

    Mr. Donny Hathaway -- This Christmas

    Safe travels, warm wishes & close hugs to you all.

    Merry Christmas from The Sassy Steel Magnolia

    ♥ Jennie B.

  • December21st

    Whether it’s finding the right last minute gift, getting the sugar cookies to come out perfect with out burning the snicker-doodles, assigning room arraignments for visiting family members, keeping the little ones (including pets) OUT of the Christmas tree and away from the “secret closet”, figuring out exactly what you said to your boss at the end of the office Holiday party, or getting ready to hit the airports and travel to a completely different climate hoping that your luggage is under 70 lbs and you can get it all to fit in one so they don’t charge you and extra fee for a second bag and … yea. It all adds up. STRESS. We know this, you know this. SO why not be prepared with a little back up plan in your corner?

    Well, Take a deep breath! doesn’t always do the trick. What do you do then?

    Try our Sassy Starter Holiday Stress Reliever:

    Go to the nearest store, buy a box of those shiny, pretty, colored ball ornaments (you can usually get a good many of them for just $5.00), go back home, tell friends, family, kids, guests that you need a few minutes to finish something up, go pick out a spot with hard floors – concrete – or even a trash can, open the box, pick one up, and THROW. Throw it down as hard as you can. Then repeat the last few steps a few times. Now remember, don’t put all your eggs in one basket, save a few ornaments for next time (just in case). Of course you’ll have to clean up the mess, but you’ll have that smile back on your face! ;)

    Not that we encourage violence or anything like that, but sometimes you just need to physically get something out to feel that sense of relief. If you think about it – it’s just the same as punching a pillow or going outside to scream. If you want, you can name each ornament with a certain thing that’s adding to your stress. Black sharpies work wonders on those things.

    Sassy Starter Holiday Stress Reliever

    Please remember to take proper precautions before exercising this stress reliever. We don’t want you to miss your target and accidentally hit someone. That would completely defeat the purpose.

    For more sensible tips on how to work the Holiday Season, check out Angie Mizzell’s How to Reclaim Your Holiday Spirit. Her list helps get rid of the Scrooge that may sink in during this time. (and if those don’t help, well – there’s always the ornaments)

    Keep an eye out for the mistletoe & try to stay warm, cozy and sane this week.

  • December16th

    In the spirit of the Season, and my post yesterday, I feel that it’s only fitting to have this week’s Music Snack be non other than… Santa Baby.

    There’s quite a few versions and variations of the song, it was difficult to pick out my favorite one. It’s hard to beat Madonna’s version, but I must admit — my top Santa Baby rendition comes straight from the Carolinas. And so without further ado, shut the door to your office, put the baby down for a nap, turn up the volume on your computer and get ready to sing along to ~

    Kellie Pickler’s Santa Baby

    *Happy Holidays*

  • December15th

    I spent the morning tromping through stores and toy isles with the best of ‘em. Christmas is right around the corner and this Sassy Steel Magnolia’s got 3 nieces, 3 nephews, 1 godson, 2 brothers, 1 sister, 2 sister-in-laws, 1 brother-in-law and a momma on her list. I’ve noticed that over the years I have less and less on my wish list because I get so caught up in what and who else I’m supposed to be getting gifts for and such. I know, I know — it’s not about gifts and the Season has gotten so commercial and the true meaning of Christmas has been lost and yadda yadda yadda..trust me, I know. And I agree for the most part, I really do.

    But, sometimes I can’t help to think back to how nice it was when I got to go sit on Santa’s lap and ask him for whatever I wanted without a care in the world. No one scoffed at me for asking for too much or at how crazy something was.  Nobody told me to stop being ridiculous because we’re in a recession or that I need to grow up or how many people have it worse than I do. I could say anything in the world and Santa would simply smile and nod his head.

    So what do I do as I sit in this coffee shop and try and figure out what toys I should get which niece or nephew all the while making sure I don’t get them confused? Well, I decide I’m going to forget about everything for a few minutes and write a letter to the big man in the red suite myself…..

    Dear Santa,

    He’s gotta listen at least a little, don’t you think? We really do have so much in common. He likes red, I like red. He likes making people smile, I like smiling……. Santa??!?…………….Santa Babyyyy?!……

    Oh well, back to Star Wars, Crayola & Disney Princesses for me. One can always hope & believe.

    Actually speaking of Princesses, I wonder if…….

  • November25th

    For today’s Music Snack I wanted to take you back and visit my roots a little. Thanksgiving is my favorite of all the holidays simply because you have to do is eat, drink and GIVE THANKS! (plus I just really like saying Thank You — so I love a day dedicated to it)

    I love families getting together for meals and opening their doors to others. I love the football on tv and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It’s just an all-around feel friggin awesome Holiday and it’s my favorite. <--have I told you that already?

    And because of all of that, I just wanted to post a song that always makes me think of home and my family (and my cousin Michelle’s wedding). That song my friends is none other than

    Dixieland Delight by Alabama

    I hope you take time this Thanksgiving to look around and really give thanks for all you have in your life. I know I will and try to everyday. Have a wonderful Holiday and be safe in your travels. This lil Sassy Steel Magnoliais taking her Dixieland Delight-ness right on up the coast line to Connecticut to visit my Sista Sista. Good times indeed!

    * Happy Thanksgiving *