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  • June9th

    Why is a ship a “she”?

    We always call a ship a “she” and not without a reason.
    For she displays a well-shaped knee regardless of the season.
    She scorns the man whose heart is faint and doesn’t show him pity.
    And like a girl she needs the paint to keep her looking pretty.

    For love she’ll brace the ocean vast, be she a gig or cruiser.
    But if you fail to tie her fast you’re almost sure to lose her.
    On ships and dames we pin our hopes, we fondle them and dandle them.
    And every man must know his ropes or else he cannot handle them.

    Be firm with her and she’ll behave when skies are dark above you.
    And let her take a water wave – praise her, and she’ll love you.
    That’s why a ship must have a mate; she needs a good provider.
    A good strong arm to keep her straight, to comfort her and guide her.

    For such she’ll brace the roughest gales and angry seas that crowd her.
    And in a brand new suit of sails no dame looks any prouder.
    The ship is like a dame in that she’s feminine and swanky;
    You’ll find the one that’s broad and fat is never mean and cranky.

    Yes ships are ladylike indeed, for take them altogether
    the ones that show a lot of speed can’t stand the roughest weather.

    (Author unknown)

    *This poem was sent to my by a co-worker. Living in this charming little city by the sea it makes me giggle. So what do you think? Based on this sailor’s poem, would you call a ship a “she”, too?

  • April19th

    It’s been almost a week since having my wisdom teeth removed and let me just tell you … it still hurts. No where near as bad as the few days afterwards, but it definitely isn’t back to 100%, Ace in the Hold status. But it’s getting there.

    Yesterday was my first day back at work and by 3 o’clock my jaws were in need of a serious break! I’m trying to hold off on taking the pain medicine they gave me, partially because I don’t like pills and partially because they makeme nausious, and I’m near beyond Jello’d, Chocolate Pudding Snack Pack’d, and Gerber Apple Sauce’d out but I have my eyes on the prize (which happens to be a steak dinner with sauted mushrooms and mashed potatoes) and I’m patiently waiting for that day to arrive. Patiently.

    I wanted to take a minute and say Thank You to all of you who sent emails, texts to check in, and good thoughts my way. They are all greatly appreciated! There’s two people that I want to Thank again for ALL of their help … because I honestly have NO idea how I would’ve gotten through all that with out them. No idea.

    A big THANK YOU to my dear friend Sara who not only dropped her morning schedule to drive an hour to pick me up then drop me off down at the clinic, but who also brought me baggies for ice packs, a canister of Salt (both of which I had no idea I needed), and has walked me through the entire process, answering my questions and concerns MULTIPLE times a day.

    Another big THANK YOU to the always awesome Kelley who met me at the clinic, went in to the room with me, sat until they made her leave, didn’t laugh at me when I started crying because I was scared, didn’t take offense when I tried to set her up with the male resident there at the clinic (at least I said “if you break up with your boyfriend, then date him”), drove my anesthesia/medicine-filled self home, went and picked up my prescriptions, forwarded some of the pictures I insisted on taking to only a small group of people, and continued to check on me through out this past week.

    Yes indeed it’ been a different kind of week and I am very, very grateful and blessed to have so many amazing and wonderful people by my side.  THANK YOU all again and I hope you are having a lovely Tuesday!

    [ besos ]

    ps – Still waitin on that Tooth Fairy to show up and leave a present under my pillow. I hear the rates have gone up quite a bit since her last visit to me and the Fairy better not disappoint. We’re talkin 4 teeth here…and baby needs a new dress!

  • March30th

    You gotta hand it to Bonnie Tyler. She has the most classic 80′s music videos, by far.

    Now I’m not saying that a woman must have a night in shining armor to help bail her out of a sticky situation by no means, but then again, who wouldn’t mind it every now and then? ;)

    Holding Out for a Hero – Bonnie Tyler

    (If you have trouble viewing this video, please click here.)

    Amen, sister. Amen.

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    The Music Snack comes out every Wednesday to put a little rhythm in your week. Requests are always welcome, so don’t be shy!

     

  • October12th

    It’s been a busy couple of weeks here at The Sassy Steel Magnolia and I wanted to take a time out to touch on a few different things, now that there’s a bit of a break in my timeline.

    For starters, a big *WELCOME* to new readers! I’m so happy you’ve found your way here to my couch and hope you’ll stay & lounge around a bit. Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you have any questions, thoughts for a post or anything you think is Sassy Steel Magnolia material.

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    Two weeks ago, I was chosen to be featured in a Center for Women Member Profile.  I’m truly grateful to be part of an organization of such phenomenal women and was delighted to be featured on the C4Women Blog. Read the post here to find out what I really think about being a Woman…..and when I actually wouldn’t mind being a man.

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    In the same week, my first set of Calling Cards arrived. Receiving them on the Monday of The SSM’s Birthday Week celebration was absolutely wonderful! I’m excited to start placing orders with a touch of variety and signature Sassy Steel Magnolia sayings. Thanks to Zazzle for making the process super easy. I’m a big fan, what do you think?

    Last Friday I delivered the {birthday week give away} winner her fabulous grab bag of some of my favorite items. *I was lucky I got to deliver it in person and didn’t have to mail this one out. Congratulations again to Carly of soak and simmer and Thank You to everyone who participated in the give away. I’ll be doing another one soon enough so keep an eye out….

    If you don’t keep a watchful eye on Amanda over at Ruffled Blog turn your head that way this week. Her Do It Yourself ( DIY ) contest winners are being announced with great ideas that can be used for much more than wedding celebrations. *This weekend I plan on trying this teaser she sent out a few weeks ago. SSM Soap, anyone?!

    All right ladies {and gents} I believe that about does it for catchup session. I hope your week is starting off well! If for some reason it’s not, I guarantee tomorrow’s Music Snack will make you want to get up off your seat and do a little dance.

    “Good things happen on Tuesdays.”

    - My Sista Sista,  Jessica F. Olewnik

  • September1st

    [ jumbled ]

    Posted in: Random

    i came to starbucks after work to get some more work done.long story short, i’m  not in that workin frame of mind.but i don’t know what i would rather do now that i’m here with an internet connection and a chai tea latte with honey.hello reslessness, nice to see you again.well, i take that back – not nice – but whatver. silly southern manners.these high school kids at the table next to me are getting on my nerves.was i that annoying in high school? yes – i’m pretty sure i was. silly girl.why do i feel like i’m thinking 100 million things right now but can’t put my finger on a single one.maybe this is why people meditate.if my cup is really made from 10% recycled paper, i hope that wasn’t toilet paper.i’m pretty sure that’s not allowed.at least i hope it’s not.something tells me there is a bonafied cougar a few tables over.maybe i should take notes.just in case.i’m having serious Apple envy at the MacBook Pro right in front of me.last time i was lusting over someone’s Apple set up i apparently made them quite uncomfortable.how exactly do you explain, without deflating a boy’s ego, that i’m sorry – i know you may think i’m eying you, but in all honestly, i just want your tech set up.it was an iPad.who doesn’t lust over an iPad.i rest my case.holy cannoli the girl on her phone behind me just shouted that 22 was old.thanks honey, put me out to pasture then.i hope you wake up with a wrinkle on your forehead. that was mean, i take that back, i shouldn’t have thought that.oh damn i bet karma’s already sending me my very own new wrinkle for that comment even though i took it back.am i too young to start preventative botox injections.i’ll look into that tomorrow.the school girl across from me – with the mom with the MacBook Pro – is studying the area of a rectangle.to everyone who told me that i had to pay attention in math class because i was going to use geometry and calculus when i got older, a wrinkle to each of you.you thought i was just being lazy but i knew way better than you on that one.BOOYA.oh damn, i need to stop wishing wrinkles on people.i’m going to look like a pug if i’m not careful.maybe i should pack up and go home and just call it a night.obviously i’m not being overly productive if i’m wishing wrinkles on people.yea, that’s it.i’ll go home now.maybe if i start reading a book my mind will stop being jumbled.you have to focus when reading a book.right.right.my laptop battery is about to give out anyways.if only i had an iPad. lusting again.tech envy.time to go.look, a pretty picture!

    .because sometimes my mind takes off like this. no,it’s not ADD, it’s life.

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    photo credit: ruffled